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Sat Jul 23, 2005 at 08:57:04 am EDT
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I appear to have accidentally won a prize
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A few months back, RevolutionSF columnist Joe B. Crowe had a few harsh things to say about the series final of Star Trek Enterprise, which provoked backlash from one angry fan as follows:

ITS JUST A TV SHOW!!!!!!!

I love Star Trek just as much as anyone and I recon I am a hardened fan, BUT its just a show. Why attack the writers producers etc. There just trying to wrote a story, If you dont like it dont watch it but stop moaning your arse off!!

What a Loser, No wonder my wife thinks all Star Trek fans are losers.

Joe circulated this to some of his correspondents by e-mail, then proclaimed a competition to come up with the best reply to this correspondence. I did an answer just to cheer Joe up, and it turned out to be the winning entry:

To the person who said star trek was just a tv show:

How can u say that star trek is just a tv show? How can u claim to be a real fan and not BELIVE IT IS ALL REAL???!!

And also, how can u not want to scream at the producers and writers for making our star trek friends do such crappy things?? They might have been just trying to wrote a story as you say but it was a crappy story and it sucked so that star trek sucked and because it is all real then the poor people on the Enterprise sucked. And in the last episode it made the people on the Enterprise D suck too, so that meant it was twice as sucky and crappy.

We fans cannot take this lieing down. Because it was the last ever episode these writers have left our friends lying in piles of sucking crap and they cant get out because there wont be a next episode. That triple sucks, and u know it!! It is only heroes like this reviewer who are trying to save our friends from the sucky crappiness. He should get a medal, or a date with Seven of 9 or something.

Also nobody can moan their arse off. If u watch any medical programmes on tv u would know that. There are some bones and stuff that stop your arse coming off no matter how much you moan. Arses coming off by moaning is a dangerous myth. Dr McCoy would tell you that if he hadn’t tragically died.

if your wife thinks all star trek fans are losers and you are a star trek fan…??? That does not sound like a stable relationship like riker and troi have. It sound more like troi and worf. I hope you do not have kids because then they would be like Wesley Crusher.

A true fan.

So now I'm to be the proud owner of a CD from Warp 11, a "trek-themed rock band", entitled "Boldly Go Down On Me".

This is a proud day.


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